Honkai Impact I, Captain, revealed myself in the opening chat group

“So, traveling across the world is a very simple matter?”

For a moment, Bai Ze didn’t know what to say.

Does it mean that Xing’s thinking is leaping enough?

Or is Xing crazy enough?!

But….According to what Xing said, the Dark Night Hero will really have a chance to become a baseball hero! but….Why does Baseball Man use Batman’s portrait?!

Are you so short of funds?

Or is it that Ai-chan worked overtime to come up with this pop-up painting?!

[Star: Is it really difficult to travel across the world?!]

[Xing: Uncle Yang is a time traveler, so is Yingmei, and so are you!]

[Xing: There are three people I know who are time travellers, so…Is it really difficult to travel through time?!]

[Walter (star): Please don’t mistake the special case for the general rule!]

[Bai Lu: Woo hoo…Woo woo woo…I also want to travel through time, and I also want to play in another world!]

[Wendy: Me too!]

[Yae Kamiko: I also want to read novels about other worlds!]

[Lei Movie: Maybe, I can learn to cook food from other worlds, I also want to…Time travel!]

“General, you…It’s better not to dream!”

“The milky flavor is very good!”

“Just leave the cooking to the cook. If you don’t have talent, don’t force yourself to do it!”

To be honest, the live broadcast room has led these people astray.

They actually think that traveling through the world is a simple matter. It’s so funny!

If traveling through the world is really that simple, how can there be so many ‘Palu’ in Blue Star?’？！

[Shiro: But if Diluc hadn’t secretly learned Raiden Mei’s cooking skills and beat up Kiana, how could he have become a baseball hero?!]

[Bai Ze: Because…She also blended in with Kiana! ]

Bad news, it was copied.

Good news, I copied it all.

Great news, there are blind advertisers giving her money! this…But who can I talk to to reason with you?

Xing: I love so and so, I have collected the money anyway, it is impossible for me to spit it out again!

Come on, continue listening to my invincible script!

“The highly intelligent detective followed the clues and found the decisive clue!”

“Then, the doctor’s assistant took out the resurrection potion from the bag and resurrected the deceased!”

“The deceased was resurrected and the murderer was directly identified!”

“Um? Bai Lu’s cute eyes were full of confusion,”Don’t detective dramas require perfect logic?””

“But why did you suddenly become magical?!”

“Resurrection potion, where can I get it? Why solve the case if you can resurrect the dead?!”

“Xing, what kind of script are you working on?”

“It’s obviously just a bunch of excuses, right?!”

I can’t bear it anymore.

I really can’t bear it anymore.

Why do you say that I, Bai Lu, are both contemporary Dragon Masters? You actually…Are you trying to fool me like a fool?!

Extremely abominable! death penalty!

Execute now!

[Funina: Wait, isn’t this my line? You guy stole my lines, you are going to die, you will be executed immediately!]

[Penglai Temple Jiuxiao: Death penalty, executed immediately!]

[Bronya: Death penalty, executed immediately!]

[Brownie: Death penalty, immediately!]

[Kiana: Death penalty, executed immediately!]

[Funina:? ? ? ]

This is true, it’s not easy to learn well, but it’s easy to learn bad things!

Really, Fufu is going to be so angry!

How abominable!

While condemning everyone’s actions, Bai Ze shouted in judgment,”Death penalty, executed immediately!”

[Funina: Okay, okay, this is how you play, right?! ]

Bai Ze. I really misjudged you!

You left me without love!

Woohoo!

“So, has Party A agreed to your script?!”

“Party A said it was very good!”

“So you agreed?”

“No, Party A canceled the order!”

The star looked up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, showing a lonely image of a frustrated master.

But then…Bai Lu can’t bear it anymore!

Bend down, take off, leap high, and knock a big chestnut on Xing’s head.

“Fuck your cat’s trash can!”

“I will never believe you in this life!”

“Come on, Dan Heng, let me take you to make a movie, just the one about a brother and sister in trouble in another world!”

Dan Heng: It’s over, another one is crazy!

[Xing: Regarding my point of view, I…I beg to differ!]

[Xing: You say I’m crazy!]

[Xing: I absolutely don’t believe it unless…The doctor said I was crazy!]

“So, do you want Dr. Truth to cure your brain?!”Bai Ze took advantage of the situation and clicked on Dr. Zhenli’s diagnosis and treatment records.

【Attending doctor: Dr. Truth】

【Patient number: Star】

【Symptoms: Thinking better than ordinary people, having delusions, mental illness, or…What a genius!】

“Ahem…My favorite is genius!”

Dr. Zhenli first cleared his throat, rubbed his face, straightened the folds of his clothes and walked into the ward.

Then…Doctor Truth was stunned. no.

Did I go to the wrong door?!

Traveled back in time to ancient times?!

“nurse, nurse, nurse, nurse….”

“Stop yelling, you are right, I will replace this straw curtain for myself!”

“Cover it with a white cloth as if I were dead!”

“Unlucky, worse than a straw curtain!”

Xing opened the straw curtain, sat upright on the bed, and looked at Dr. Truth carefully.

At this moment, it was Tiangang.

Dr. Truth became a patient, and Xing became a doctor.

“You are not qualified to communicate with me on an equal footing!”

Listening to Xing’s indifferent and calm words, Dr. Zhenli breathed a sigh of relief.

Sure enough, what was recorded in the file was correct.

She…Just crazy!

“Doctor, I have a question that has troubled me for a long time! Xinghu frowned,”I wonder if my adoptive father can give me some answers?”!”

First he was not qualified to talk, then he was called a doctor, and finally he was called foster father.

This confusing language logic.

He is undoubtedly a madman.

Thanks to me just now…I was also frightened by her sudden seriousness…..You really don’t have to choose anything!

Dr. Truth wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, thinking he had seen through everything,”Just ask”

“What do you think is the essence of human beings?!”

Doctor of Truth:”….”

Could it be that I really made a mistake?

“I can’t believe that you would think this way! Xing smiled charmingly, leaned into Dr. Truth’s ear, and whispered:”I think the essence of human beings is trash cans.”……….”