Ninja Realm Correction Belt

My name is Zhengdai, I am 9 years old, I hate... being a goblin, I like... studying, if I dream, I want to know all the secrets in the ninja world.

Hong asked: What is Gang Jing?

Haruno Zhao: Understand all the secrets in the ninja world? What a great dream. Hahaha, after the three of you introduce yourselves, it's time for me, teacher.

You all know my name. I am not much older than you, 18 years old. But three years ago, I became one of the youngest and youngest Jonin in our Konoha Village.

What I hate, well, I don’t hate anything. I like to drink some wine, and... He paused, reached into his collar and took out a cherry blossom pendant, and said with a happy smile on his face: This.

Pendant? Hong murmured softly, and was about to ask, but suddenly saw Zhengdai shaking his head at him, and subconsciously suppressed his words.

Haruno Zhao blinked, the smile on his face froze for a moment, and he chose to show off forcefully: This is a gift from a very gentle and beautiful girl to the teacher.

Okay, then let's finish the usual self-introductions after dividing into classes. What's the next step? Well... what's the next step?

Teacher, please have dinner. Zhengdai reminded.

Yes, yes, yes, should... eh? Haruno Zhao was stunned, looked at Zhengdai, and suddenly pointed at him and laughed hahahahaha with a big grin.

To add on, I like not only drinking and pendants, but also jokes. Zheng Dai, you seem to be good at telling jokes. It's really nice.

Zheng Dai said expressionlessly: I didn't say anything.

Hahahahaha... Haruno Zhao laughed.

Asma patted her forehead, Dad, why on earth did you let him take me?

Haruno Zhao's reputation among the Jounin of Konoha is not very good, but there is no big problem. He just likes to drink and tell cold jokes.

As far as Asuma knew, Haruno Zhao's acquaintances would basically avoid him when they saw him, because they really couldn't stand his cold jokes.

The scariest thing is that if you don't laugh after he tells a cold joke, he will pester you to tell a second one until you have to laugh. He is a man who has defeated most jonin in Konoha with his cold jokes and is famous in the ninja circle of Konoha. The strong one.

As for Haruno Ou's strength, Asuma didn't know much about him, but I heard that he was taught by Sannin Princess Tsunade for a while. If she couldn't stand his cold jokes, Princess Tsunade would probably beat him to death. He, he is likely to become Princess Tsunade's disciple, and his strength should not be bad.

After a long while, Haruno Zhao stopped laughing, regained his breath, and said without shame: It's impossible to treat guests. Teacher is short of money. If I treat you, I can only treat... a few slices of bread?

Why? Speaking of bread, the teacher suddenly remembered a joke. Said, one day, a piece of bread was walking on the street. Suddenly, it was hungry, hahahahaha, guess what happened next?

The teacher invited us to eat the bread, and it will never feel hungry again. Zhengdai replied.

Haruno Zhao was stunned: Hahahahaha... The teacher originally wanted to say that it ate him, but you are more interesting, a genius, hahahaha...

Asuma blinked in confusion, my god, Zhengdai could actually follow his train of thought?

Hong blinked blankly, where is the point of laughter?

Boy Zhengdai, you gave me inspiration and reminded me of another joke, saying...

Teacher Zhao, we should talk about the next step, the test. We have plenty of time to tell jokes. Asma interrupted quickly.

Oh, that's right, the next link, the next link is a test. Haruno Zhao said sternly: This is also customary. As an instructor, I will conduct a test on teamwork for the three of you. The test is The content is called Grab the Bell.

He touched his pocket, took out two bells, and jingled them.

This is it. The teacher hangs it on his waist, and you three start grabbing it. There are only two bells for three of you. Those who don't grab it have to go back to the Ninja School. This assessment is not difficult, hahaha, because the teacher will not take it seriously. , otherwise you wouldn’t be able to grab it.

The difficulty may lie in the distribution of bells, but the teacher feels that among the three of you, Zhengdai, who has perfect scores in cultural classes, Hong and Asuma, who also have very good scores, you will definitely be able to easily grasp the key points of this assessment and pass the assessment. !

Teacher, you told us the key point of the assessment in the first sentence, teamwork? Zhengdai was amused by this joke.

Haruno Zhao was stunned for a moment: Ahem, well, the teacher thinks that sometimes knowing is harder than not knowing. Normal people think so...right?

Zheng Dai turned to look at Hong and said, This is called Gang Jing. In the primary stage, he uses strong words to make excuses.

He made the 'actually shameless' mouth gesture.

Hong chuckled.

Hahahahaha... You made the teacher laugh again, Zhengdai. Haruno Zhao laughed: The teacher almost wanted to treat you little cuties to dinner, but fortunately I have no money, hahahaha...

Asma's face was as black as carbon.

After laughing for a long time, Haruno Zhaocai said: At this time, it is indeed time to eat. Let's go find something to eat together, and then do the bell grabbing test in the afternoon, okay?

good!

Then what should we eat? Well, we have a test in the afternoon. Don't eat too much, otherwise the teacher will beat you until you vomit. UU Reading www.uukanshu.net Haruno Zhao narrowed his eyes, and a sharp edge flashed, Suddenly, he changed his silly and cute look from before.

Zhengdai raised his eyebrows, while Kurenai and Asuma's expressions were slightly nervous and serious.

Hahahaha, I scared you!

Asma: ...

red:……

Zheng Dai suddenly lay back, covering his chest and said, I'm scared to death, but I'm scared to death. I won't be able to recover without the teacher inviting me to lunch.

Haruno Zhao:? ? ?

Asuma and Kurenai looked at each other, Kurenai fell back first, and Asma could only follow.

Teacher, please lunch!

Haruno Zhao scratched the red star on his head and said twice: Can a joke still be told like this? Hahahaha, I am very happy to be able to lead your class. I must drink some wine to celebrate.

You are still young and can’t drink, so let’s have lunch separately. I’m leaving. We’ll meet at the fifth driving range at two o’clock in the afternoon!

call out!

The three people lying on the ground turned to look at each other, smiled, and stood up to pat each other on the back.

It's quite interesting to instruct jounin. Hong muttered, It's just a bit tricky, haha.

As time goes by, you won't find him interesting anymore. Asma gritted his teeth and said, When you go home, you must confiscate all dad's cigarettes!

Give it to me. Zhengdai said.

Asma: Hey, Zhengdai, you can't be curious about cigarettes. It's hard to quit smoking.

I just smell it and try to make the snacks you want. Zhengdai smiled.

Also, let's not have lunch together. I'm going to find a place to get my hair permed.

Perm?

Ah, perm.

Zheng Dai got a haircut, waved and left.