Siheyuan: I turned into a fool and fucked the animal courtyard

The neighbors in the courtyard gathered together to meet again.

A lot of neighbors are ready to watch the joke.

That's right, just look at Xu Damao's jokes.

As the first uncle in charge of the hospital, Yi Zhonghai said with a very serious face: "Everyone knows." "

Xu Damao and his wife fought, everyone looked, the two of them were injured on their faces, Xu Damao, as a gentleman, beat his daughter-in-law into something.

"Whether it is reasonable or not, Lou Xiao'e is your daughter-in-law after all, has anyone beaten his daughter-in-law like this?"

Men who beat women are simply wretched.

"The two of them are fine, why do they fight?"

"It's not because Xu Damao didn't return at night, and his pants were lost. Yi Zhonghai said very seriously.

Xu Damao was said to be faceless and skinless by Yi Zhonghai, an uncle.

Xu Damao lowered his head and remained silent.

He Yuzhu swallowed melon seeds and watched the good show in front of him.

There was an uproar, and the neighbors all laughed.

Xu Damao lost his pants.

It's just hilarious.

Neighbors whispered discussions.

"Gather everyone.

"It's not to discuss Xu Damao's beating of his wife, but to discuss Xu Damao's problem, it's a matter of style, the good pants are lost, and if I don't explain it today, I will send Xu Damao to the security department for inspection." Yi Zhonghai said righteously.

Xu Damao panicked when he heard this.

Send yourself to the security department, and you won't be shot.

Molesting women of good families.

That's a felony.

"No! I drank too much, I don't even know what I've done. Xu Damao explained anxiously.

"Second uncle, do you have a problem with my style?" Xu Damao looked at the second uncle's bangs pleadingly, hoping that he could help him, and he would definitely be rewarded in the future.

The second uncle saw Xu Damao's eyes in his bangs and understood what it meant, so he said again: "Now some people say that you have a style problem, isn't it just to lose a pants

?" "Sometimes you are careless, and it is not strange to lose a pair of pants, but you actually beat your wife, and you beat it so hard, you, you." The second uncle shook his head speechlessly and said.

The first uncle, the third uncle, and the people in the neighbor's courtyard, when they heard the words of the second uncle, they understood that he wanted to protect Xu Damao.

Xu Damao is time to govern.

If you don't straighten it out, you will go to heaven.

"It's not right for me to beat my wife, but my wife shot me first.

"I accidentally injured her, and you all see what she did to me, and the corners of my mouth are bleeding. Xu Damao pointed to the corner of his mouth, and said with dry blood on it.

"Besides, who said I didn't wear underwear, I drank too much and accidentally lost it, can you blame me? Xu Damao said quibly.

I really can't remember what happened after I drank last night.

"Xu Damao, don't quibble, you drank too much yesterday, you don't know what you did yourself?" He Yuzhu walked out and said to Xu Damao.

Xu Damao has been rectified, and if he doesn't add a fire, it will be too ruthless.

"Silly Zhu, don't talk nonsense, I didn't do anything. Xu Damao watched the stupid pillar stand up, and his heart was even more panicked.

I am afraid that if my molestion with a woman from a good family is exposed, it will be troublesome at that time.

"Hey, hey. "

It hasn't been long since you called me grandpa, and at this time you stood up again, you can really do it, Xu Damao." He Yuzhu said loudly.

Everyone in the neighborhood courtyard was stunned, Xu Damao turned out to be Grandpa Silly Zhu, how could they not know when it happened?

Qin Huairu really couldn't help laughing.

Xu Damao almost died of anger when he saw everyone's appearance.

This damn stupid pillar.

One day, don't plant it in your own hands, and then you will be killed.

Xu Damao looked at the stupid pillar fiercely.

"Don't look at me with your jackal, tiger and leopard eyes, I'm not a big girl, you didn't drink less last night. "

At least a pound and a half, you really don't know what you did yourself, do you want me to say it?" He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao and said.

Xu Damao was silent, staring at the stupid pillar with murderous eyes.

When He Yuzhu saw Xu Damao, he still didn't admit defeat and admit his mistake, and looked at himself with murderous eyes, then the matter will be easy to do, play you to death.

"Last night, Comrade Xu Damao. He Yuzhu glanced at the people in the courtyard and continued: "I was drunk, I couldn't control myself for a while, outside the courtyard wall of this rolling mill, pulling and pulling with a female comrade, that picture, I'm embarrassed to say it now."

"But I don't know that lesbian. "

That lesbian wanted to break free from Xu Damao crazily, but Xu Damao was a man, and he drank alcohol, and his strength was great, and that lesbian couldn't break free at all. "

Silly pillar, don't turn around again and tell the story. Yi Zhonghai's face became more and more ugly, and he said seriously.

Xu Damao was panicked, and his legs trembled in panic.

Let the stupid pillar continue to talk about it, and the rest of his life will be over.

"Silly pillar.

"You have to speak with your conscience." Xu Damao showed a pleading look and said to the stupid pillar.

Everyone was even more curious.

I want the stupid pillar to say it quickly.

Lou Xiao'e covered her mouth with tears in her eyes and cried bitterly.

"Xu Damao, after drinking a little horse urine, he doesn't know who he is. "

I heard what you mean by stupid pillar, if you hadn't bumped into it, would you have committed the crime of rape?"

"Xu Damao, do you know that the crime of rape is to be shot." Uncle Yi Zhonghai slapped the table and roared angrily.

Xu Damao's frightened legs knelt on the ground, trembling, and his face was about to turn white with fright.

Xu Damao felt that he was very wronged, and he had no impression at all, how could he be rude to a woman from a good family?"

"Uncle Yi, I am absolutely wronged, I have drunk all the pieces." Xu Damao was frightened and said with tears in his eyes.

Xu Damao's eyes showed a look of panic.

The people in the courtyard, the neighbors, looked at Xu Damao, who was scared stupidly, and they were very secretly happy in their hearts.

Xu Damao was finally rectified honestly.

"Xu Damao, you said that you were sent to the Security Section, are you still alive?" said Yi Zhonghai, the first uncle.

"Neighbors, daughters-in-law, I really drank the fragments, I really don't know what happened, I was wronged. Xu Damao cried out sadly.

"Justice, must be brought to justice. He Yuzhu forced a laugh and shouted loudly.

The neighbors of the courtyard felt that after all, Xu Damao didn't do that thing, he was stopped by the stupid pillar, and it was understandable that he drank too much.

It's really not worth losing your life in vain.

After all, they are all old neighbors for many years.

Don't look at the face of the monk and look at the face of the Buddha.

Give him a chance to make amends.

The deaf old lady suddenly stood up.

When He Yuzhu saw it, he hurriedly stepped up to the side and helped the old lady.

"Let me say, Xu Damao, I lost my pants, and I really have a problem with my style.

"But it didn't happen, give Xu Damao a chance, just confine him for three days." The deaf old lady said.

Xu Damao heard the words of the deaf old lady and nodded very gratefully.

The first uncle, the second uncle, and the third uncle didn't want Xu Damao to lose his life in vain.

"Since everyone pleads for him, I can not give anyone face, but I must give the face of the deaf old lady. "

Xu Damao, who committed a style problem, was locked up in a small black room, starved him for three days and three nights, did not give him food or drink, and let him reflect and reflect well. Uncle Yi Zhonghai stood up and said solemnly.

Lou Xiao'e's worried mood relaxed.

If her husband Xu Damao is really sent to the security department, he will be shot.

Lou Xiao'e also looked at everyone gratefully.

Although He Yuzhu was not very happy in his heart, he didn't want to kill Xu Damao directly, after all, it was interesting to play slowly.

Directly kill Xu Damao, wouldn't it be too cheap for him.

Xu Damao was really scared to death just now.

I thought that I would really be sent to the security department, be tried, and finally parade through the streets, and then be dragged to the barren mountains and mountains to eat a peanut.

Xu Damao felt that his pants were wet.

"Xu Damao, I was so scared that I peed my pants. Hazel Terrier suddenly shouted.

Everyone in the courtyard looked over in unison and laughed again.

He Yuzhu couldn't help it, Xu Damao was so frightened that he peed his pants.

Xu Damao shyly wanted to find a crack in the ground to get into, it was too embarrassing.