Start with the script killing shop

Jiang Qi hesitated for a moment, but finally went to the street store to buy a bottle of refrigerated yogurt and sent it to the second floor.

Jiang Qi learned how to drink yogurt to relieve hangovers from his college roommate. No matter whether it is useful or not, it is better to treat a dead horse first than a live horse doctor.

When Jiang Qi delivered the yogurt, it was time to share stories and exchange information. Jiang Qi silently handed the yogurt to Liu Lan and signaled her to find a chance to give it to the drunk girl. Just as he was about to go out, the drunk girl came to share her story. when.

"I'm in such a miserable state. I was deceived by a scumbag when I fell in love. That scumbag still PUAed me. He said I was introverted and didn't like to go out. He said I had a bad personality and that my academic qualifications were not good. I really felt that there was something wrong with me. That bitch The thing is that he likes to go out and is good at sociability. How can he not be sociable with three WeChat accounts and four fish ponds? Bah! Shit..."

Jiang Qi:?

Is this section included in the book?

However, the other five girls didn't hear it yet, thinking that what she said was really what was in the book.

The round-faced girl sitting on her right looked shocked and sighed: "Oh my God, all the scumbags in the world are really the same."

"Woooooooooooo..."

Soon the play session turned into a denouncement meeting for scumbags.

Jiang Qi, who will play the role of a scumbag:...

It seems that I need to restrain myself when I play a scumbag later. During the marital affair scene, the ghost scene of "Do you know how hard I work? I have to support two families by myself!" has to be deleted.

After discovering that the people in the room didn't care about him at all, Jiang Qi simply stopped going out and moved a small bench to sit behind the curtain and eat melon.

Through the drunk girl's description, Jiang Qi roughly understood the characteristics of her ex-boyfriend.

The scumbag, Neptune and PUA master, is very suitable for the role Jiang Qi will play, and also fits her original image of her ex-husband. No wonder this girl mixes up her real and fake words, but no one on the scene can hear it. .

The chaotic story-sharing session lasted nearly an hour.

After the story was shared, the drunk girl became a little confused. Liu Lan saw it and started to push the speed crazily. As the plot progressed, the drunk girl became a little more sober.

Liu Lan winked at Jiang Qi and signaled Jiang Qi to go downstairs and ask Old John to come up and prepare for the performance. As soon as he turned off the lights, Jiang Qi heard the drunk girl say in surprise: "Hey, is there a power outage? Then my house also has no power? .”

How should I put it, there was a hint of sobriety in the confusion.

The whole performance was chaotic.

Old John can perform perfectly with his good professional ethics, but Jiang Qi and Liu Lan cannot. No matter how strong their sense of belief is, they cannot withstand a drunk audience. The drunk girl was sometimes sad, sometimes crying, sometimes angry, sometimes condemning. Facing the drunk girl who had begun to gradually lose her mind, her five friends could only cast apologetic looks at Jiang Qi and the others.

This directly led to Jiang Qi suspecting that no one had understood the whole script at the end.

"How much does it cost, boss?" The round-faced girl was responsible for scanning the QR code to pay.

"158, no overtime pay will be charged before 1 o'clock." Although the customer may not understand the trick, Jiang Qi collected the money without any ambiguity.

The round-faced girl paid the money readily, while the drunk girl was supported by two friends and whispered: "She is so pitiful, her ex-husband is worse than my ex-boyfriend, wuwuwuwu..."

Is this understood or not?

"Ah, yes, yes, scumbags will all end well. Sooner or later, they will turn into Brother Cheng." The friend of the drunk girl said the most perfunctory words in the most sincere tone.

"Who is Brother Cheng?"

friend:……

"Why can you still think when you're so drunk?"

"Woooooooooooooo..."

The round-faced girl squeezed in, picked up the drunk girl, turned to Jiang Qi and said, "I'm sorry, boss."

"Where is her home? Come and help her quickly, otherwise she will collapse completely and won't be able to carry her."

The six girls walked away while Jiang Qi and Liu Lan were stunned.

"Good guy." Jiang Qi was convinced.

"Good guy." Liu Lan was dumbfounded.

Only Old John was calm: "Are you off work?"

After returning home, Jiang Qi clicked on the system panel to see if his popularity had increased.

The popularity is still 9, but the satisfaction level has become 4.

Tonight's show was so confusing to the DM that someone actually found it satisfactory!

Jiang Qi was so moved that he decided to reward himself for playing on his mobile phone for an extra hour. He refused to fall asleep after losing five games in a row in the canyon.

The price of going to bed late is getting up late. When Jiang Qi woke up the next day, it was already lunch time. Old John cooked dumplings and went downstairs for a walk. The man in the next building caught him practicing with his granddaughter. How are you dialogue.

Old John has a strong ability to adapt to the environment. Even in a foreign country, it only takes a few days to do as the locals do. The last time Jiang Qi took Old John to buy pancakes and fruits, he knew he had to add eggs.

Jiang Qi felt that as long as Old John's ID card could be used, he could support himself by finding a job now.

After changing clothes, Jiang Qi yawned and started cooking dumplings, while Old John watched the midday news on the sofa. Jiang Qi looked at the energetic old John and compared it with himself who was listless after going to bed late for two days, and fell into deep thought.

"Old John, how many dumplings do you want to eat?" Jiang Qi asked.

"15."

Ms. Jiang Xiaohong's dumplings are each large and plump, and 15 of them can fill a full plate.

After eating, Jiang Qi looked at his collection account. His income in the past two days was 1,638 yuan. If the store can maintain such profits, Jiang Qi will soon make a fortune and reach the pinnacle of his life.

Jiang Bing handed over the collection account to Jiang Qi before leaving. When Jiang Qi took it over, there was 0 yuan in it. Based on Jiang Bing's stable performance in opening stores over the years, Jiang Qi suspected that the 0 yuan was normal income and expenditure rather than Jiang Bing withdrawing the money from his account in advance.

Just as he was about to go out, Jiang Qi received a recommendation from Jiang Bing on WeChat.

Jiang Bing recommended [Card Game Studio-Customer Service Card] to you.

Jiang Bing: Two weeks should be coming soon. Brother, please remember to contact the publisher to return the copy.

Jiang Qi clicked to add a friend and passed within seconds.

Card Game Studio-Customer Service Card: Hello, respected player Jiang Qi, I am your sales customer service card.

Sales customer service?

Card Game Studio-Customer Service Card: You have a special discount for newcomers to be paid. The original price is 4999 and the current price is 499. The discount will expire in 6 days and 11 hours. Do you want to pay now?

Jiang Qi transferred the money decisively.

Card Game Studio-Customer Service Xiaoka: Okay, I got it here, dear. The game mall here is now open. You can click the link below to enter. If you have any after-sales questions, you can contact me.

And a game store?

Is this card game so perfect?

Jiang Qi clicked on the link. The network was a bit slow and it took almost a minute to load.

Then Jiang Qi became stupid.

The first thing that caught my eye was:

[Endless Hell] Type: Gods and Demons/Brain Burning (6 people)

Price: 3900000000RMB

3.9 billion!

To be honest, the last time Jiang Qi saw so many 0's on anything related to money were banknotes from Tiandi Bank. The paper money he burned for his grandparents every year during the Qingming Festival was not of such a large denomination.

Jiang Qi continued to scroll down.

[God Descends] Type: Gods and Demons/Mechanism (6 people)

Price: 3800000000RMB

[The Long Journey to Immortality] Type: Cultivation/Mechanism (8 people)

Price: 3800000000RMB

[Devil in the World] Type: Gods and Demons/Horror (5 people)

Price: 3700000000RMB

…

Jiang Qi scrolled all the way down and saw no one with a price lower than 2 billion. In this purchase interface, you can't choose low price priority, you can only choose sales priority and praise priority. It can be seen that the game mall does not consider the gaming experience of poor players at all.

Then Jiang Qi saw the small sign in the upper right corner. The words on the sign were a limited time sale that was so small that it was almost invisible.

[I gave birth to you and you are old] Type: Xianxia/Emotion (8 people) (10% off)

Original price: 10000000RMB Current price: 9000000RMB

[Time Cinema] Type:? /Emotion (6 people) (50% off)

Original price: 4999RMB Current price: 2499.5RMB

[God of Cooking Competition] Type: Food/Mechanism (6-30 people) (30% off)

Original price: 4999RMB Current price: 1499.7RMB

No one can resist the temptation of 30% off. Although Jiang Qi doesn’t know what the mechanism is, the number of people is 6-30, but for 30% off products, just buy it!

Jiang Qi placed the order at the speed of light, and the customer service also sent a message immediately.

Card Game Studio-Customer Service Card: Dear player Jiang Qi, the exclusive mechanism book [God of Cooking Competition] you purchased has been shipped. We will deliver it within 6 hours. Please pay attention to sign for it.

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