The days of being a spiritual mentor in Meiman

Gotham became cooler in the evening, and with a cheer from the mayor of Gotham City, the opening ceremony of the Gotham Music Festival kicked off.

As soon as the prelude of Gotham Music Festival's theme song "Dream of Fools' Village" played, the audience burst into loud cheers. A figure wearing a gorgeous purple dress walked onto the stage, gently lifting the hem of her skirt while showing a bright smile. , while waving towards the audience.

Bruce looked up at the dazzling Selena on the stage. He had never thought that this girl from the slums now looked like a full-fledged Hollywood star.

Although Selena, who has appeared in supporting roles in several movies, is not an overnight sensation, her full vitality, wild charm and cat-like mystery still left a deep impression on global audiences. She has accumulated quite a number of fans, and many tourists present came here for her.

In order to promote the music festival, the government also funded the theme song for this music festival. Although rap is good, it is not a very popular music type, so the theme song is still jazz music full of vitality and dynamics.

This type of music is very suitable for Selena's singing, perhaps because of her black ancestry, or perhaps because she has lived at the bottom for a long time. Her pronunciation method has a deep bass unique to brown people, and the resonance of her chest and brain is extremely stable. Characteristics, in short, of a diva.

This style of music is most suitable for exciting the whole audience. As soon as Selena opened her voice, the audience burst into waves of cheers. Everyone was twisting their bodies to follow the powerful music. Bruce saw Selena She winked in his direction.

After the song ended, the atmosphere was directly brought to a climax. The host spoke the opening remarks in a high-pitched tone, and the audience was amused by his black humorous jokes one after another, making the audience burst into laughter.

Next up was a stand-up comedian who was also a native of Gotham. He used to be a middle-level gangster, so he told gangster stories that were real and interesting. His bold jokes made many rappers from gangsters sweat.

This was followed by two rap songs from Diddy's label, both of which were newbies, obviously cooperating with the organizers.

Then there was a performance by the famous Gotham University cheerleading dance group on the East Coast, which once again pushed the atmosphere to a climax. After that, two other dance groups used dance to insert a soft advertisement for the Imperial City Casino. However, because the atmosphere was warm enough, The effect is very significant.

"I think everyone is a little tired after watching the dance for such a long time. What? Aren't you tired?" The host made an exaggerated expression of shock and said: "I have to ask the male compatriots present to restrain themselves and watch. Look at the looks on your ladies' faces, what? What did this lady say? No, no, no, we can't do the Magic Mike show here, but you know, see you upstairs at Wayne Tower at 8 o'clock."

"Okay, friends, let the blood return to your brains. Next we have to invite a comedy master. Maybe you don't hear his name often, but his wonderful comedy performance will definitely make you stunned. "

When the host said this, the Batman below had a bad feeling. Almost all Batmans were a little allergic to the word comedy master, but they didn't think that the Batman in this universe would really be so crazy. Come up clown.

The clown is really here.

But he is not Jack the Clown in this universe. He is not a comedian, but a truck driver. He should be delivering the second to last truck to the Wayne Hotel right now. He hasn’t gotten off work yet. The person who is here is someone Bruce met in the fighting world. The Phoenix Ugly Arthur.

He wore his classic red suit, his hair was re-dyed a bright green, and the white paint on his face was painted. When he walked on the stage, he walked with rhythmic steps like a dancer, with one hand in his pocket and the other Holding a microphone in one hand.

The rest of the Batmans in the audience covered their eyes. Who knew that the first thing the clown Arthur said was, "I went to see a psychiatrist yesterday..."

Great, now the clown is not the biggest problem. Which psychiatrist can he see?

"I'm sure you've all had that experience where one day people tell you you're crazy, but the only way they can fix your madness is to refer you to a crappy doctor who only works one day for two weeks and can't even prescribe medicine, so All I do is look at you with impatient eyes every day.”

"Then you laugh at him." Arthur laughed twice, and suddenly showed a slightly tentative and cowardly expression, as if he was really sitting across from some vicious psychiatrist, "Just like this, it feels like he is Teacher, and you are a student who got zero marks in the exam, this is all I know about psychology in the first half of my life.”

"Unfortunately, a good friend of mine, who you may know better than me, Bruce Wayne, the world's richest man, changed my view of these crappy doctors - because they can at least graduate from psychiatry. , and our richest man almost missed the grade.”

There was a burst of violent laughter in the audience. Obviously, Bruce didn't shy away from his poor grades in college, and he got along well with his classmates in college. Therefore, many people were making fun of reporters when Bruce graduated as an undergraduate. How many disasters have we gone through, how close we are to the shameful Yanbi.

Who doesn’t love poking fun at the world’s richest man? This meme has been used repeatedly by various radio and media hosts, and talk show actors often use it as a joke. As a result, when everyone mentions Bruce Wayne, in addition to knowing that he is rich and handsome, they only talk about his unlucky situation of almost failing to graduate from college. thing.

Bruce, who was standing in the audience, immediately let out a cry and pointed to Arthur on the stage. Arthur also smiled and pointed at him, then pointed at everyone in the audience and said: "Don't be in a hurry to laugh, isn't it?" Do you think he needs to pay back the tuition loan like you? Come on, he earned the extra year of study!”

The audience immediately burst into violent shouts, and the audience lamented very cooperatively. Arthur immediately lowered his head and snorted coldly, paced slowly on the stage and said: "You see, this group of rich people is like this, they never Worrying about money is what emboldens them.”

"I know that none of you care about whether my illness is cured or not." Arthur raised his hand slightly as he walked, turned the corners of his mouth downwards and said, "On such a happy day, no one wants to hear about me. Talking about the mental hospital, but none of you must have guessed that my admission to the mental hospital has something to do with Bruce Wayne’s father.”

The audience was completely silent for a moment. Audiences, look at me and I look at you. What's going on? Is there something going on here?

This moment aroused the curiosity of all the audience. Arthur suddenly stopped, stretched out a finger and said: "I know that although you act surprised, you must be thinking in your heart, oh, this is another liar who tells lies. , do anything for the effectiveness of the talk show.”

"But just a few months ago, I was punched by Thomas Wayne and broke the bridge of my nose." Arthur raised his fist and punched himself in the nose, and then it was like a real hard blow. He retreated as hard as a punch.

The audience exclaimed, but Arthur suddenly stood up straight and laughed and said: "Okay, it's not that serious, but of course you will wonder what I did. Did I beat his son hard?"

"On the contrary, I think I am his son."

Arthur's shocking revelation made the whole audience excited. The topic of illegitimate children has always been very popular in Europe and the United States. There are even many programs dedicated to helping illegitimate children seek justice from their parents. The topic remains high.

At this time, even some people who were not paying attention to the talk show could not help but take their attention away from their mobile phones and stared closely at Arthur's face, as if trying to find a trace of Wei Wei on his face. Traces of resemblance to members of the En family.

Bruce smiled helplessly, he knew what was going on.

When they were watching a movie before, Bruce had promised Arthur to invite him to come to the music festival to perform a comedy performance. Arthur actually didn't take it seriously at the time, but Bruce actually went to see him.

In fact, when Arthur entered the fighting world, he was already a clown, which means that the tragedies that happened to the comedian Arthur have reached their final destination.

The plot of the movie "Joker" is very simple. There are no grudges or grudges between superheroes, nor any major events involving the destruction of the world and the universe. From beginning to end, it is about how a failed comedian transformed from a madman to a criminal. of.

There is no doubt that Arthur was a mental patient when he appeared. He had a disease that made him unable to control his laughter, which also caused him to encounter various accidents.

However, the decisive factor was his mother. His mother kept telling Arthur that she was waiting for Thomas Wayne's reply and that he would not abandon their mother and son. This made Arthur firmly believe that he was Wayne. The illegitimate son of the family.

He went to find Thomas, but Thomas said that his mother was a psychopath and had been pestering him. Arthur didn't believe it and kept trying to get close to Thomas, but he got punched by Thomas.

Later, a frustrated Arthur went to Arkham Asylum to investigate his mother's medical records, only to discover that his mother was indeed a mental patient. Arthur was not her biological child at all, but was adopted by her, and she had abused him since he was a child. , the mental illness that causes uncontrollable laughter also comes from this.

Unfortunately, the government shut down the psychological treatment clinic in the community hospital. The clown, who was stimulated and no longer received treatment, became even more crazy. Finally, he killed Franklin on his talk show and was sentenced to prison.

Arthur entered the fighting world on the way to being detained. At that time, he was already a complete clown, not a mentally ill patient.

And on the last day of the bail period, Bruce came and bailed Arthur out with a large sum of money.

Arthur knew that he was not from this universe and wanted to know where Bruce's money came from. However, Bruce told him in an understatement that he had done some systematic lending in macroeconomics.

Later, watching Bruce play on the computer, Arthur learned that this crazy teenager had hacked into the Federal Reserve system and directly changed the numbers in his bank account without any cover-up.

The obvious result was that the FBI came to the door and both of them were on the run.

What's even more irritating is that Bruce still found it very funny. He kept laughing on the way to escape, as if he was the madman who couldn't control his laughter.

Arthur, on the other hand, felt that Thomas should really practice his boxing skills.